Fleet The Gluten Empire

The Gluten Empire
Created	January 2016
Admiral
Alignment	Chaotic neutral
Membership	Application required
Contact	Pick your poison (but try to choose Discord) In-game (gross) Forum (Thread) Discord
Requirements	Sense of humor, Discord app, 3+ shuttles
Communications	Discord App
Stance on Gluten	Very Pro
Fleet Tags	Various stylings of TGE

Before squadrons, Star Trek Timelines was a lonely, desolate place: all of these captains floating aimlessly through the quadrant, some braving UChat and a few utilizing the forums. Then Disruptor Beam announced squadrons! An exciting time, to be sure---and then came the choice. Join a super tryhard fleet that had crazy requirements and seemed to forget that this was in fact a game played on a mobile device but could make an impact on the game, or a fleet that probably wouldn't make an impact but might be fun to chat with? Our Glutenous Founder, DangerDrake, said, "Why not both?" and the Gluten Empire was born!

Naming the fleet to attract players that didn't take the game (or themselves) too seriously, DangerDrake sought to make The Gluten Empire a place for committed but fun daily players of all VIP levels. Today, The Gluten Empire is one of the premier fleets in STT, with many top finishes in all event types for both individual play and squadrons.

With the introduction of fleet rankings, what we already knew was confirmed: TGE has placed in the top 7 of every faction event since the introduction of fleet rankings. TGE fleet tags can be seen all over Gauntlet, PvP, and the leaderboards of almost every event. TGE signature banners abound on the forum (when you could include images in the signature). Our Discord server is the most only fun place in all of STT. With members all over the world, there is always someone around to give sanity checks, provide behold advice, or help out with picking the best Gauntlet crews!

We are The Gluten Empire! A fleet of serious and seriously fun players!

Requirements

We have four requirements for potential members:
-A sense of humor
-A willingness to use our amazing Discord server for fleet communication and general hilarity
-At least three shuttles
-A good personality fit
See our thread on the STT Forums.

Fleet Contacts

Fleet Leader

Head of Recruitment

Squadrons

TGE is a 50-person fleet, and as such, we tend to field full squads. We bear the TGE tag and usually rename each week to poke fun at DB, the art, or other STT goings-on. We do our best to get a gluten theme, but we've been known to sacrifice the gluten for the sake of the joke.

Starbase

Deep Space Naan is a level 134 (Maxed Out) starbase and the home base of The Gluten Empire. Our starbase boasts one of the highest MED proficiency rooms in the known galaxy. We were one of, if not THE, first fleets to boast a Defensive Phlox maximum roll over 1000.

Event Finishes

We are very proud to be a top fleet in STT. When reviewing the event finishes, remember that Galaxy events are terrible and we don't usually do much in them. The rest, though? See for yourself.

2017

Event Name	Event Type	Fleet Finish	Top Finishes/Notes
Homestead	Faction	3	Golga - 12 Admiral Moz - 43 Voodoo - 99
Contingency Plan 2	Galaxy	8	DangerDrake - 4 Captain P - 192 Captain KS - 680 Best TGE solo finish ever for our boss (His squad was 4th as well)!
Our Thoughts Combined	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	11	Admiral Moz - 70 Del Boy - 280 Sorga Dirgo - 312
Second Act 2	Faction	3	Del Boy - 27 Buffymaster - 37 Xavros - 57
Guilty As Charged	Galaxy	23	Bukimi - 10 Captain Von Trapp - 29 Crubumble - 145 Note: Best squadron finish in TGE history at 3rd place.
Retrograde	Faction	3	Zmaya - 85 Del Boy - 105 Xavros - 123
Gates of Hell	Faction	4	Golga - 90 Admiral Moz - 107 DangerDrake - 126
Streak of Stardust	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	7	SouthofSulu - 156 Del Boy - 233 Buffymaster - 436 Note: Fleet finished 3rd at the end of the Faction phase (the only phase that matters)
First Impressions	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	12	Del Boy - 48 Hukilau - 374 SouthofSulu - 492 Note: Fleet finished 3rd at the end of Faction phase (the only phase that matters)
Orion Belt	Galaxy	81	Zmaya - 856 Darxide - 927 Jugglerette - 1,041 WE HATE GALAXY! On the plus side, we leveled a ton of cards and cleared a lot of nodes. Thanks community for the 10x pull cause we didn't really help with it!
A Logical Reaction	Faction	4	Buffymaster - 45 Captain Von Trapp - 60 Admiral Moz - 107
Ghost in the Machine 2	Faction	4	DangerDrake - 42 Del Boy - 69 Admiral Moz - 71
Passing the Torch	Galaxy	84 But it was Galaxy so who really cares amiright?	Culahera - 1,558 DangerDrake - 1,631 Captain Von Trapp - 1,748
The Akritirian Job 2	Faction	3	Eris - 38 Admiral Moz - 67 SouthofSulu - 136
Fast As Light	Galaxy	20 Sing it with us: "No one caaarrreeesss!"	Linus Horvath - 216 Way to go New Guy!!!! SouthofSulu - 383 Zmaya - 457
The Daystrom Award	Faction	3	Buffymaster - 32 Admiral Moz - 35 Golga Grimnaar - 48
Heavy Lies the Crown	Galaxy	26 Sing along with us! Galaxy is the wwoorrsstt!	DangerDrake - 580 Boom King - 598 Educated Beast - 601
Imperial Decree	Faction	4	Admiral Moz - 63 Xavros - 74 Captain KS - 94
Reflections	Hybrid (Faction/Expedition)	3	Admiral Moz - 27 Brauggi - 151 Xavros - 212 The one where DB out-DBed DB. To make extended events feel "less grindy" they increased the thresholds requiring more grinding and then messed up the event clock and it ended a day early.
Operation: Earth	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	12	Tewnn - 108 Captain von Trapp - 173 Boom King - 363

2018

Event Name	Event Type	Fleet Finish	Top Finishes/Notes
Triple Threat 2	Galaxy	71 Ppppssssssssstttttttt No one cares about Galaxy!	Buffymaster - 270 SouthofSulu - 319 DangerDrake - 408
Infinite Contentions	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	7	Admiral Moz - 14 Brauggi - 75 Tewnn - 136
We Who Are To Die	Faction	4	Baragash - 87 Capt. Skyhawk - 101 Xavros - 145
Laws of Nature	Faction	5	Yersinia - 46 Admiral Moz - 60 Golga - 86
Crashing the Party	Galaxy	55 nnnnnnnoooooooo oooooonnnneeeee ccccccaaaarrrreeess	DangerDrake - 382 Captain Von Trapp - 452 Captain KS - 704
The Honor of Andoria	Faction	6	Zmaya - 41 Xavros - 43 Admiral Moz - 144 Aurora in her first event as a Gluten at 158! Nice start!
The Vulcan Response	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	11 (Way higher, maybe 3 🤷🏼‍♂️ at the swap)	Mythlo - 123 SouthofSulu - 124 Admiral Moz - 129 Now that's a cluster of Gluteny goodness!
Founders at War	Galaxy	22	YetiBuddy - 357 Captain Von Trapp - 384 Captain P - 469
War Interrupted 2	Faction	4	Admiral Moz - 21 Baragash - 46 Voodoo - 50 Three in the top 50?! That's how Glutens do Factions!
Consolation Prize	Galaxy	64	Aurora - 497 Esch - 804 Brauggi - 928
The Galactic Series	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	16	Admiral Moz - 296 Aurora - 557 Xavros - 660 The one where DB introduced the new "feature" of random number of shuttles available in a Faction event! Thanks for the DB....literally no one asked for it.
Research Partners	Faction	7	Eris - 18 Admiral Moz - 53 esch - 59
The Prime Directive 2	Galaxy	21 Not a real event. Doesn't matter.	Baragash - 121 Captain Von Trapp - 606 SouthofSulu - 713
Father of Logic	Faction	5	Admiral Moz - 89 Golga - 229 Tewnn - 246
Breakthrough	Galaxy	48 Galaxy. Doesn't matter.	Dankey Kang - 710 Xtreme192 - 1,133 Non Profit - 1,533
Fire With Fire	Faction	5	Admiral Moz - 22 Tom - 102 Roonis - 113 Don't call it a comeback....But THE ROONIS IS BACK!!
Reunification	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	16	Towncivilain - 122 Captain Von Trapp - 332 Baragash - 369
Rule 125 2	Faction	4	Golga - 23 Captain Von Trapp - 73 Amphistaff - 115
Reverie in Prime	Galaxy	52	Educated Beast - 581 Culahera - 1,177 Darxide - 1,281
The Butchers of Beta Penthe	Faction	6	Buffymaster - 26 Admiral Moz - 110 Capt. Skyhawk - 186
The Longest Day	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	1	DangerDrake - 1 Admiral Moz - 7 Amphistaff - 11
Catching Fire	Skirmish (New Space Battles Event)	2	DangerDrake - 30 Xavros - 53 Roonis - The one with a new event time. Gluten report: Biggest time suck. Tapping intensive. Would recommend others pass on these going forward.
Turning Point	Faction	6	Voodoo - 77 Admiral Moz - 176 SouthofSulu - 192
A Quiet Coup	Galaxy	43	SouthofSulu - 166 Gorignak - 342 Harbinger - 340
The Weak Will Perish	ALL OF THEM! Expedition/Faction/Galaxy	10	McFlint - 102 Admiral Moz - 193 Tewnn - 238
The Isthmian Games 2	Faction	7	Admiral Moz - 63 Captain P - 132 Tom - 228 Raffle Winner: Kay (congrats man!)
Kosst Kejal	Galaxy	22	Buffymaster - 349 SouthofSulu - 431 Culahera - 563
Haunted Vessels	SKIRMISH!	9
One Incredible Tale	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	32
Mistress of the Mirror	Faction	29	Admiral Moz - 24 WhiteClifford - 30 DangerDrake - 39 BRO! Our fleet rank was reduced due to the fact that we were running 11 Glutens short. They bravely formed an away team, each of them holding their permission slip (signed individually with love by Roonis), to infiltrate the mighty Brofleet, and to take Brofleet to its rightful position as STT's new top fleet.
New Providers	Galaxy	28	Xtreme192 - 64 WhiteClifford - 127 Darxide - 347
An Even Field	Faction	11	Admiral Moz - 47 Voodoo - 72 Captain KS - 152 The one where DB got infected with Polywater themselves, and created a massively OP arena crew that everyone decided they must have. Competition was fierce. Not quite as fierce as the following month-long CS battle that ensued when they announced they nerfed her 22 minutes before taking her pack out of the portal on Wednesday, though. It's worth noting that not even 24 hours before this, they released the new top voyage & overall gauntlet crew- Gary Seven, who is also pretty damn OP himself.
Advance Directive	SKIRMISH!	8	WhiteClifford - 16 Phroglet - 48 Educated Beast - 56
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	12	Admiral Moz - 19 Donut - 107 Harbinger - 138
Education Is Power	Faction	10	Admiral Moz - 78 Roonis - 172 Educated Beast - 247 The one where we skipped nine levels of power creep and went straight to 1517 diplomacy base. Released just a few short weeks after they nerfed Yar. This went over well with the player base. /s
A Changeling in Time	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	48	Buffymaster - 120 TomMather - 222 Culahera - 468 The one where DB apparently got the rights to M.A.S.H.…
A Valdore Too Far	pew pew pew... AKA skirmish	5	Educated Beast - 12 Phroglet - 22 WhiteClifford - 55
Family Tree 2	Galaxy	108	Admiral Moz - 261 Culahera - 619 SouthOfSulu - 653 Ew. A galaxy with two existing purples? No thanks.
Ready to Rumble	Faction	17	Admiral Moz - 74 McFlint - 296 Educated Beast - 409
Pygmalion	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	27	Admiral Moz - 172 YetiBuddy - 218 Sorga - 253
Updated and Revised	Galaxy	23	Capt. Skyhawk - 33 Amphistaff - 168 Admiral Moz - 184
What is a Man?	Faction	20	Tewnn - 266 Captain KS - 456 Porter - 478
Captain Proton to the Rescue!	taptaptaptaptap... huh? what? is it over yet?	6	WhiteClifford - 5 DangerDrake - 53 Admiral Moz - 67 Clifford is so miffed by only getting TGE's third best event finish that she invented a new record-- most VP obtained in a single event! We'll pretend that it means anything. Also, Minuet didn't give the right kind of bonus at first, but isn't that just a Meh-ga event tradition at this point?
The Captain's Oath 2	Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy)	11	Donut - 5 Captain Skyhawk - 43 Admiral Moz - 106 One of those events where DB messed up the bonus crew. Whatever. CS meta game is the real game anyway. Also, Clifford is not happy that she has to share her 3rd place ribbon now. Clifford needs to chill. Good work, Donut!
Interstellar Interference	Galaxy. Gross.	9	Admiral Moz - 45 SouthofSulu - 72 Buffymaster - 116
Peldor Joi	Faction	13	Admiral Moz - 74 Chaos - 124 WhiteClifford - 168
Straight On Til Morning	Skirmish/Galaxy Hybrid	11	WinterWarlock - 18 Buffymaster - 47 WhiteClifford - 81 Special mention goes to TomMather at 108 for his best ever event ranking. Good work.
Children of Apollo 2	Faction	16	Admiral Moz - 72 Chaos - 171 Tom - 326
Home for the Holidays	Galaxy	6	DangerDrake - 7 Chaos - 52 Admiral Moz - 69 The one where DangerDrake may not have been DangerDrake. Jury's still out.
Silent Night	Faction/Galaxy Hybrid	13	Captain Skyhawk - 60 Admiral Moz - 68 McFlint - 416
Auld Lang Syne	Skirmish/Expedition Hybrid	5	Admiral Moz - 14 Admiral Caffeine - 72 Buffymaster - 76
Joy to the World	Faction	13	Chaos - 56 Admiral Moz - 108 Gorignak - 141

2019

Event Name	Event Type	Fleet Finish	Top Finishes/Notes
Plague of Plagues 2	Galaxy	27	Tewnn - 161 Buffymaster - 339 Chaos - 522 also known as that one galaxy event where top 1k was like 800k VP. But nope, I'm not salty, who's salty? Me? Oh.
A New Lease	Faction	14	Buffymaster - 13 McFlint - 358 Admiral Moz - 376 Volume 1 of 2 of this weird Borg mini-mega.
To Prove One's Self	Skirmish/Faction Hybrid	7	WhiteClifford - 27 Rajin - 36 DangerDrake - 58 Volume 2 of 2 of odd Borg Mini-Mega. Also, who needs a full 48 hours in phase 2 when you have five green timeboosts?!
Temporal Trespassers	Galaxy	10	Captain Skyhawk - 25 Admiral Moz - 74 Buffymaster - 83
Might Makes Right	Faction	14	zzzzzzzz....
The Sum of Its Parts	Skirmish	7	DangerDrake - 28 Buffymaster - 91 Admiral Moz - 97
Shall I Compare Thee?	Galaxy	10	DangerDrake - 8 Admiral Moz - 322 Buffymaster - 343
From the Ashes	Faction/Galaxy	3	Amphistaff - 5 WhiteClifford - 10 Admiral Moz - 17 Congrats to our number 2 squad, Tux Dirty To Me, and Amphistaff, the fourth Gluten to rank top 5 in an event! Not to mention the subsequent First To Max achievement!
Alpha and Omega 2	Faction	15	Sorga - 151 Chaos - 166 Admiral Moz - 414
Temporal Misalignment	Faction/Galaxy	19	DangerDrake - 25 Amphistaff - 325 Admiral Moz - 578
Fixed Variables	Skirmish	5	Amphistaff - 21 DangerDrake - 29 Winter Warlock - 32
Legend Unwritten	Galazy, so not a real event	19
Shore Leave 2	Faction	16
The Stolen Years	Faction/Galaxy	7
Neutral Representation	Faction	13
In Word and Deed	Galaxy	7, shockingly
Shackled to the Stars	Skirmish	3
Extinction Point 2	Faction/Galaxy	7
Fireside Stories	Faction	15
Dirty Rotten Holograms	Galaxative	3, what it was a good Kira
Integration	Faction/Galaxy	7
The Whole Truth 2	Galaxy	9
Crimson Spark	Faction	11
Reconstruction	Skirmish	11
Time Tsunami	Galaxy blergh	17
Scarlet Resonance	Faction/Galaxy	26
The Big Sting 2	Faction	11
Barren Heat	Skirmish	3	DangerDrake - 8 Admiral Moz - 19 WhiteClifford - 38
On the Backs of Giants	Galaxy (boooo)	12 (see galaxy, boo)	Captain Skyhawk - 19 DangerDrake - 162 Admiral Moz - 179
Run Rampant	Faction	12
The Falcon Falls 2	Faction/Galaxy	3	Admiral Moz - 6 DangerDrake - 7 Barncat - 94
Storm Warning	Galaxy	8	DangerDrake - 7 McFlint - 67 Educated Beast - 274
The Nowhere Gauntlet	Skirmish	7	Amphistaff - 13 Admiral Moz - 58 DangerDrake - 82
Secrets and Misdirection	Faction
Fast As Light 2	Galaxy	27	BronzeRose - 38 Tewnn - 342 Excel101 - 380

2020

Event Name	Event Type	Fleet Finish	Top Finishes/Notes
A Night at the Theater	Galaxy	13	Jugglerette - 7
Insurrection Omega	Skirmish	4	Amphistaff - 12 Trip Hammered - 21 DangerDrake - 26 Admiral MOZ - 47
The Big Sting 3	Faction	8	Mythlo - 8
Time's Up	Galaxy/Skirmish	18	gmLorca - 34 Starfleet Drunk - 37
Tick Tock	Galaxy/Faction	7	GTMET - 2 gmLorca - 8 Starfleet Drunk - 34

2021

Event Name	Event Type	Fleet Finish	Top Finishes/Notes
A Woman of Conviction	Skirmish	5	Trip Hammered - 5 DangerDrake - 10
Fireside Stories	Faction	5	DangerDrake - 2 gmLorca - 22 Admiral MOZ - 25 Excel101 - 29 Death Cab for Tuvix - 31 raktajino - 35
Satyr and Swan	Skirmish	5	Amphistaff - 11 Darxide - 39 DangerDrake - 40
Immortal Conception	Galaxy	5	GTMET - 3
Baby Boom	Galaxy	3	Yelojaket - 2 Amphistaff - 9
Guiding Principles	Faction/Galaxy	16	GTMET - 11
The First Hours	Faction	16	GTMET - 7 Yelojaket - 8

First Place Finishes

• When The Longest Day was announced, DangerDrake said, "This is the one, Glutens." He had been planning a first place finish in an event for some time and had been waiting for the perfect storm. A prime squadron was formed to maximize shared VP, and he went into Phase 2 in great shape. As soon as the Galaxy phase started, he climbed the leaderboards. His effort infected the squadron, and they climbed as well. With a Gluten in first place on the solo leaderboard and a Gluten squadron at number one on that leaderboard, Drake said, "I think we can get the trifecta and finish with TGE as the number one fleet." The gauntlet was thrown down, and the Gluten Empire stepped up! We had seven players in the top 50 and 20 in the top 1k! For this event, TGE finished first in solo, squadron, and fleet! Glory to the Gluten Empire!!

• GTMET, Against the House, 6/29/2020

Active Members of the Empire

Name	Position	Bio
DangerDrake	Founder, Admiral, and Beloved Fleet Trivia Champion.	The Founder of the Gluten Empire, DangerDrake is the chief cat-herder and moral compass of TGE ("morals" being collected from He-Man, Master of the Universe). He is also known to shamelessly tryhard and aggressively science. He is often referred to as "Dad," sometimes even affectionately. And just like a cranky, grumpy, real dad, he wants it known that he is the "reigning, defending, undisputed trivia champion of the world."
Admiral Moz	Science Officer/Starbase Administrator	The numbers man of TGE. He is the head of the Science Department and is working to unwrap the secrets of the game. Despite his predilection for picking on Canadian fleet members and Floridians, Moz is also one of the most likely to grace the top of the leaderboards. In an attempt to not dwell upon the upcoming Bell Riots our world might soon engage in, Moz celebrates obscure festivities like Math Day and Mirror-Universe Independence Day...
Amphistaff	Executive Officer / Aerospace Engineer	Creator and keeper of the e-peen table. Herder of squads. New master of the bots custom commands. Despite being an actual rocket scientist, Amphistaff is the most modest of all the Glutens. He hides (lurks?) in the background being uber-useful and playing second fiddle to Dad. His favorite Holosuite program is one he designed himself, where he gets to build giant Lego sets all day long.
Capt. Skyhawk	Troll/Chief Proclaimator of Human Depravity	Skyhawk wandered in off the street one day when nobody was looking, but we had an opening for a mouthy, Bible-memorizing North Korean anarcho-capitalist, so we let him stay. Armed with a wide array of .gifs and a lightning-swift ability to deploy them at will, Skyhawk communicates largely with imagery; he probably has a Betazoid grandparent somewhere. His bedtime is 8 p.m.
Chaos	Officer / Demoted Trivia Champion	Blames trees for everything. Sewer backed up? Blame the trees. Phaser set to kill, but only stuns? Blame the trees. Chaos also enjoys raspberries and intends to achieve world domination by sowing raspberry plants everywhere.
Donut	Officer	As the resident "genuinely nice person" in the fleet, Donut can often be seen apologizing for the rest of us and sharing pictures of homebrew. Voted "Most Likely Gluten" to start his own bar directly across from Quark's - and succeed.
Jugglerette	Officer / Hot Dish Expert	The most heavily recruited player in TGE history, Jugglerette brings a refreshingly wide-eyed positivity to a fleet full of cynical sarcasm. Jugglerette enjoys absinthe, illicit baked goods, and decorating every inch of the Discord server with heart emojis. Also known to play Duck, Duck, Grey Duck.
Trip Hammered	Officer / Energy Specialist	All the dollar signs on his screenshots are in the wrong place... suspect he might be French-Canadian. Currently giving Jugglerette a run for her money in speaking on Discord solely in emojis, and on the shortlist for head of the Squadron Naming Department.
Death Cab for Tuvix	Mentor to New Glutens	Formerly known as Vedek Saroza, Death Cab for Tuvix specializes as an Arena Mastermind. He is also currently translating "Thus Spake Zarathustra" into Klingon in order to spread its Ubermensch philosophy deeper into the galaxy...
Adamavich	Newbie / Sneakiest Gluten	In his heart, Adamavich is a munitions expert who is obsessed with blowing things out of the sky. In real life, he takes precautions to avoid beings with excessive bodily fluids and obvious mucus leakage. He's also a master at hiding in lost spaces in order to play games undisturbed while "at work."
Admiral Kenny	Vice President of the Fleet's Sea-Shanty Song Collection	Enjoys the odd strong beer. Or five. In his heart, Admiral Kenny wanted to be a pirate - a space pirate, a sea pirate, didn't matter. He ended up in Starfleet against his better wishes, so now he just sits in the darkest corners of the farthest Jefferies' tube, humming sea shanties to himself while he solves his Rubiks' cube in 70 seconds.
agantuk	Official Nerdiest Nerd Amongst Nerds	In an attempt to clone himself, Agantuk accidentally created two mini-me's. He now spends the majority of his time hiding from them. A natural-born diplomat, Agantuk is so friendly and smart that he can get anyone to talk to him - even Mr. Homn. Even so, Agantuk has his dark side: he sometimes sneaks into the Fleet's engine room to push random buttons. He can't help himself...
Alteff	Admiral's Personal Taste Tester	After outdrinking Miles O'Brien but then falling asleep at Quark's, Alteff was thrown into the brig to sleep it off. While there, Alteff wrestled with his own humanity to discover that his ultimate calling in life was to become a living Restaurant Guide. When he was released from the brig, he spent the next several years gallivanting around the Alpha Quadrant, sampling the finest (and, let's admit it, occasionally the worst) cuisine the galaxy could offer. He now spends his days arranging Food Tasting Tours.
ASnowdenOfYesteryear	Fleet Taxidermist	Once, in Ten Forward, Snowden and Data were discussing obscure hobbies. Snowden expressed her most secret desire to have her childhood cat's skeleton rearticulated in a display case. Data was "intrigued" and immediately teamed up with Snowden to begin his own collection of creepy antiques and oddities. In her free time, Snowden also knits gluten-free sweaters for her fleetmates.
Baragash	Gluten Secret-Agent-in-Training	Definitely not an Aussie. Training to be the next 007 by learning to waltz and fling himself out of airplanes. His dad was in the same school and school year as Marina Sirtis.
Barncat	Fleet Test-Taster / Official Botanist	Has a penchant for unpronounceable, fine French wines, plus men in beards / bison horns. Has also combined holodeck technology with bioneural interfacing to produce an alarmingly accurate horoscope program for Glutens who still believe in tarot cards and astrology.
Boom King	Gluten	He's so flippin' hot, he's like a curry. He's the Boom King!
Buncho Letters	Gluten	(under construction)
Captain Riker	Fleet Tryhard	Formerly known as Number One, Captain Riker feels like his life is like "the Enterprise fleeing the Dyson sphere, watching the doors close." He also takes pleasure in criticizing other people's uniforms, so do your best to make sure you've paid attention to your color schemes, throat emblems, and hemlines...
cgi-tarkin	Newbie	While at Starfleet Academy, CGI-Tarkin reprogrammed the training suites to serve as a concert field for legendary gigs. Adopting an Iron Maiden attitude whilst trying to explain her actions to her superiors set her back one semester. After she crash-landed her Alderaan cruiser aboard the Enterprise (which she thought was the Rocinante), Dr. Beverly Crusher reviewed Tarkin's files and found her to be a promising, though stubborn, medic; Tarkin now serves aboard the Enterprise as a cyberneticist.
Commander Shepard	Navigation Specialist	Originally assigned to the Normandy, Shepard found his way to Starfleet where he became a top-ranked helmsman whose piloting skills impressed Empress Georgiou. Although she originally put him in the brig for hitting on her, she eventually granted him a promotion for creating the perfect soundtrack, which he designed to soothe pilots under pressure: a mixture of hair metal and grunge, which is now used in training scenarios. In his spare time, Shepard replicates bacon cheeseburgers and Lego sets.
DankeyKang	Gluten	(under construction)
Darxide	The Tech Guy who provides support for all other Tech Guys	Resident STT Wiki expert who would never use his position as a Wiki Admin for personal gain. Honest.
Educated Beast	Gluten	A holder of many strong opinions about precisely how this game can be improved, EB shares his views in-fleet and on the forum with the vim and vigor of a bottle of Diet Coke in an industrial paint shaker full of Mentos.
Excel101	Patriotic Engineer	Excel101 considers himself to be a bit of a "medical Neelix," constantly experimenting with drug combinations instead of spices. Finding synthehol's effects to be too tame, excel101 invented an LSD substitute that does not trigger hallucination but merely causes its user to turn varying shades of orange and blue. Although he's officially assigned to the Medical Bay, excel101 managed to trick the engineers on the Enterprise NX-01 into believing that he could perform legitimate repairs; so Ensign Stewart Rivers adopted Excel101 as his own personal assistant and is currently teaching him to use a baseball bat to destroy mailboxes on planet Nimoy. Excel101's only engineering duty includes bringing tiramisu and whiskey to the team.
Ersir	Gluten	(under construction)
Fish	Steak-Burner	Just the best person ever
gmLorca	Gluten	In an effort to outrun space hypothermia, gmLorca partakes in voluntary mad dashes (5 to 10k) in the Holosuite, enjoying holoprograms that feature icy blue lakes and peaceful trails.
GTMET	Official Lego-Master of the Fleet	A tryhard who refuses to try too hard, GTMET is satisfied with his consistent #5 ranking in most of the events he deigns to participate in. He's also our Fleet Renaissance man: a singer-turned-actor, an engineer with the soul of a fierce warrior (think Danny Kaye from "The Court Jester").
IPA	Gluten	Takes his coffee with 2 sugars. It counteracts all the Romulan and Klingon ales that flow through his veins.
Ken Tankrus	Official Planetary Surveyor	Observant and analytical by nature, Ken Tankrus is the galaxy's first choice when it comes to surveying new terrain. After several encounters with The Traveler, Ken invented a skimboard that skims beyond time and dimension, which allows him to instantly transport himself anywhere in the universe. His favorite memory is landing on the poisonous surface of Venus in the middle of a lightning storm. Thanks to his almost-mystical training, Ken successfully collected data for mapmaking, construction, and and terraforming the Federation's newest security outpost.
Krakho	Designated Karaoke Representative	Fearless in front of crowds, Krakho once brokered a peace deal between the Klingon Empire and the Romulans by forcing them to sit through his own adaptation of "The West Side Story," in which the Romulans were the Jets and the Klingons were the Sharks. The delegates were so shocked by their own similarities that they immediately contacted Ambassador Sarek to broker negotiations. Krakho nearly destroyed the tentative peace when he attempted to join the dance chorus (poor guy has no rhythm); but the Klingons were so drunk they thought it was a joke. Peace prevailed. Most memorable line from the musical: "A ptaq like that who kill your brother? Forget that boyyyyyyy and find another."
Kwasi-John	Gluten	(under construction)
Lazulia	Newbie	A project manager with serious CMD and DIP stats, Lazulia is the kind of Gluten who runs toward danger in order to save her friends. She's also the kind of Gluten who would turn off the Doctor's holographic matrix in order to override his decisions, and then (even knowing he'd shame her for it) turn him on again if she got in trouble.
MassiveBat	Newbiest of all Newbies	Capable of sleeping until noon like a teenager, MassiveBat spends his hours rehearsing for retirement by sitting back, watching videos, and playing games all day. He holds special reverence for shoplifters as well as doddery folks. He is especially fond of Diana Ross impersonators (including himself).
McFlint	Fleet Firefighter	After decades of suffering through Hallmark movies chosen by his wife, McFlint converted her to Star Trek by using Ash Tyler as its sexy poster boy. He also provides at least one Garfield comic per day (all of them about coffee).
Mythlo	Baby Gluten	Mythlo has a computer-programming brain sharp enough to rival Michael Burnham's, and a mischievous wit that Jadzia Dax would be proud of. In her spare time, Mythlo has fun tormenting Tom Paris by reprogramming his Captain Proton story so that the robots take over the world. With the help of Author Doctor, Mythlo is also writing her own post-apocalyptic novel that will soon become the talk of the entire Alpha Quadrant.
O'Shaikh	Bone-Breaker-Slash-Healer	Multiple sparring sessions with J. Dax have blessed O'Shaikh with the ability both properly break and set bones, which makes him a valuable addition to our Fleet. His weapon of choice is his Battle Fish, which he often uses to smack his superior officers upside their heads when they're being pompous, arrogant so-and-so's. He is known to toss snacks at cranky engineers and hungry tribbles; he also keeps a ready supply of snacks to use against Doctors Crusher and Bashir, who are nonstop talkers - O'Shaikh figures that a mouth full of food will lull them into a peaceful and blissful silence so he can continue his Battle Fish Training.
Phroglet	Official Tribble Trainer	Although Phroglet's original calling in life was a hamster-trainer, he quickly discovered the challenges and joys of training intergalactic creatures - especially tribbles. His below-average intelligence Bajoran and Kuvah'magh tribbles, in particular, have been effective in uniting the mammals of N-class planets to serve under The Great Acorn. Nobody in the Fleet thinks it's weird that he also performs microscopic surgeries on his hamsters and tribbles. Nobody at all.
Pkunk-Fury	Verbal Sound Effects Specialist	The stars are in auspicious alignment, the various significant moons are in the correct houses, and ambient psychic energies are in balance. Greetings and various apropos felicitations! I am Pkunk. Hatchling of light, spiritual soul being of the vast cosmic oneness, wayfarer on the river of destiny, student of the mystical dimensions, purveyor of blissful love, manifestation of glorious crystal energies from the astral plane, seeker of the deepest truths, and asker of interesting and significant questions. Perhaps we can converse together, or just coexist for a few special moments.
Rackhamthered	Fleet Scrabble Champion	Loves cats. Nothing more needs to be said.
raktajino	Official Fleet Barista	A caffeine addict who specializes in gourmet beans from the Klingon homeworld, Raktajino also spikes everyone's coffees with alcohol. Often. Whenever he can, in fact...
SouthofSulu (Soulless Minion of Orthodoxy)	Gluten	His cells are the most entertained.
Spudfish	Replicator Guru	Spudfish enjoys messing with Voyager's bio-neural network to occasionally convert the ship into his own personal 3D Playstation. After developing a reasonable but extreme paranoia of catching the Phage, Spudfish now lives and works solely in his crew quarters, where he creates clever replicator recipes like sausage and veg wedge pie.
Skivz	Newbie	Newbie who secretly adores the Kelvin timeline. Believes himself to be the reincarnation of Scotty.
Shatner's Old Toupee (formerly Porter)	Officer / Not a Gentleman	After mistakenly joining the NWO, Porter posted on the forums that he was looking for a decent fleet. Along came this van with "Free Candy" painted on the side, and DD opened the sliding door, saying, "Come with me if you want to live." One day he will succeed in tunneling out using a spork, but until then, he will continue to use his Black Belt in puns. He is also fluent in sarcasm and shutthehellup.
Starfleet Drunk	Fleet Lush	Only appears when alcohol is mentioned.
StarScreamG1	Gluten	(under construction)
Sunra	Newbie Gluten / Creative Grammar Guide	The only person in the universe who truly loathes Tribbles more than Klingons do, Sunra spends his time dreaming of brothels and practicing his bartending skills - basically rehearsing for the day when he can take over Quark's Bar. He also serves as the Fleet's olden-tyme past-tense conjugator, since his heart is drawn toward Scandinavian roots.
Tewnn	Official Punmaster	Specializes in creating obscure nicknames for his squad. Keeper of the Sacred Bread Lexicon.
Tom	Gluten	(under construction)
TomMather	Fleet's Sophisticated Mystery Man	In an unfortunate transporter accident, TomMather's four purebred dogs merged into two: a shity-poo and a Jack Russel-border terrier mix. He almost tried to merge those two into one mutant breed, but common sense told him to not press his luck. Instead, in an attempt to gain Admiral Drake's personal favor, he converted his personal quarters into home gym and spa.
Tzadik	Gluten	(under construction)
Victor	Newbie	After being assigned to the MedBay to put his biomedical informatics training to good use, Victor promptly endangered the lives of his crewmates with his well-meaning but experimental vitamin formula, which turned everyone's hair green for a day. He was thrown in the brig; but it was discovered that green-haired crew could levitate at will, so Victor was released and promoted to work alongside Michael Burnham on the spore drive. As a side hobby, Victor hopes to rig a cheating system that will help him defeat Quark's gambling tables...
Voodoo	Gluten	(under construction)
Yelojaket	Most Reclusive Gluten	Loves the game, hates Discord. Prefers to listen to her husband sing Klingon opera...

Member Accomplishments

E-Peen Table

Immortalized Crew	Immortal	Captain
831	249	Amphistaff
787	130	Trip Hammered
728	141	Baragash
687	169	Captain Skyhawk
685	145	Chaos
647	131	DangerDrake
633	68	Darxide
619	116	GTMET
600	131	Admiral Moz
589	119	gmLorca
582	162	StarscreamG1
562	78	Donut
554	57	Jugglerette
547	71	Raktajino
511	32	McFlint
509	37	Tewnn
506	38	Excel101
503	14	Boom King
380	22	Admiral Kenny
474	26	BronzeRose
462	11	TomMather
445	39	Mythlo
435	35	Death Cab for Tuvix
413	24	Educated Beast
395	93	Barncat
388	38	Phroglet
301	67	Commander Shepard
263	14	DiVanci
236	3	Tom
224	9	ASnowdenOfYesteryear
224	3	Captain Riker
197	0	Rackhamthered
150	0	Voodoo
147	10	Buncho Letters
130	2	Spudfish
124	1	Agantuk
103	5	Kwasi-John

First to Max

• DangerDrake - Talos IV Spock
• SouthofSulu - Colonel Worf
• Buffymaster - Protomorphosis Barclay
• DangerDrake - Expedition Shran
• DangerDrake - Away Team Neelix
• DangerDrake - Emergency Medical Holoprogram Mk. 1
• DangerDrake - Science Officer T'Pol
• DangerDrake - Off-Duty Tilly
• DangerDrake - War Correspondent Jake Sisko
• DangerDrake - Starfleet Uniform Khan
• DangerDrake - Losira
• DangerDrake - Weyoun Clone 6
• DangerDrake - Section 31 Philippa Georgiou
• DangerDrake - Mirror Stamets
• Amphistaff - Bartender Tuvok
• Amphistaff - Delta Flyer Torres
• Amphistaff - Obrist
• Clifford - One Zero Zero One
• Clifford - Galaxy Gallivanting Vash
• Clifford - Quinn
• Clifford - Honored Owosekun
• Amphistaff - Vice Admiral Janeway
• Amphistaff - Bounty Hunter Mudd
• Amphistaff - Desert Archer
• DangerDrake - Rescue Team Uhura
• Amphistaff - Compromised Airiam
• Amphistaff - Annika Hansen Seven
• Amphistaff - 1701 Bashir
• Amphistaff - Delta Flyer Kim
• Barncat - Kay Eaton
• Amphistaff - Ransom Shran
• Amphistaff - Maquis Takeover Paris
• Raktajino - Ancient Humanoid

Acknowledgments

Thank you to the fine folks over at ==Exodus== for the template. We doubt you'll see this, and we hope you don't mind!