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Apollo Ferenginus
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Underwhelmed by a god of light and music, the Ferengi would be more impressed by Apollo in the guise of one of their Celestial Auctioneers. Search traditional Ferengi texts to learn what such a being would look like.
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There are few clear descriptions of the Celestial Auctioneers, but the away team learns enough for Apollo to present himself as one to the Ferengi. They are impressed, especially by his gold-pressed latinum robes.
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None of the texts the away team studies can agree on what a Celestial Auctioneer should look like. Frustrated, Apollo reveals himself to the Ferengi in his own natural form, and they remain unimpressed.
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Come One, Come All
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The Traditionalists appreciate some of Apollo's powers, but they don't care about his music. Write a song for the god's lyre that could tame a sabre bear, and the Ferengi may have the makings of a circus show.
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Apollo's lyre and the away team's music have a sabre bear performing tricks in no time. The Traditionalists waste no time investing in temples for Apollo and more animals for him to tame for an audience.
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The away team struggles to compose a piece for the deceptively simple lyre. When Apollo performs their work, its screeching nearly deafens all Ferengi in earshot. This is not the impression he had hoped to make.
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Divine Hand
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The massive hand Apollo once used to halt the Enterprise could build ships faster than any mortal tools, saving time and latinum. Arrange a construction race between Apollo and the Antares Ship Yards to prove it.
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Apollo builds a runabout faster than the Federation's best engineers, and thanks to the away team, his victory is broadcast across the quadrant. The Traditionalists rethink the value of having a god on their side.
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The away team can't convince the Antares Ship Yards' engineers to stake their professional reputations against a supposed god. Apollo will have to find another way to demonstrate his power to the Ferengi.
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Font of Power
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The most skeptical among the Traditionalists claim that Apollo's so-called powers are just an elaborate hoax. Conduct an unbiased medical analysis of Apollo to show the mechanism behind his powers.
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The away team shows that Apollo stores and releases his power from an organ located in his chest, channeling it through the rest of his body at will. Their report is so thorough that no skeptic can discount it.
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Although Apollo is humanoid, his physiology is more complicated than the away team expected. Their report on the source of his power is more hypothesis than fact, and some Traditionalists still consider him a hoax.
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Food Fit for the Gods
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Apollo struggles to see the Traditionalists as anything other than selfish, which is not the right mindset for faithful worshippers. Convince them that hosting a banquet in his honor would be worth the expense.
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The away team talks the Ferengi into being on Apollo's good side and talks them out of skimping on the banquet's budget. Their generous feast makes Apollo reconsider his assumptions about the Ferengi.
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The away team convinces a few reluctant Ferengi to host Apollo for dinner, but when they serve a cheap meal, the god storms out of the house in a rage. Apollo is close to writing the Ferengi off as hopelessly selfish.
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Rules to Live By
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After observing Ferengi society, Apollo is concerned that the Traditionalists would not appreciate the gifts he could give them. Search the Rules of Acquisition for appropriate words of wisdom to reassure him.
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The away team's research leads them to Rule 57: "Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them." Their arguments convince Apollo that if he blesses the Ferengi, they will value him eternally in return.
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While the away team fruitlessly searches the Rules of Acquisition, Apollo reads some of the Rules himself. They only confirm his worst suspicions about Ferengi ingratitude, and he is reluctant to speak with them.
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The Apollonian Games
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The Ferengi have agreed to host a series of games in Apollo's honor–casino games. Compete at the dabo table and prove to Apollo that these games require just as much skill as the contests he knew on Earth.
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After hours of grueling dabo games, the away team emerges victorious from the table. Awed by the risks they took and skill they demonstrated, Apollo has a newfound appreciation for the Ferengi way of life.
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The away team loses their first dabo game due to a rigged dabo wheel. Offended that cheating has occured at games that are meant to be a show of skill and honor, Apollo refuses to participate further.
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To Each Their Own Altar
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Above all his other doubts about the Traditionalists, Apollo doubts that they can truly be worshipful. Disguise him as a Ferengi so he can visit the Sacred Marketplace and see just how reverent they can be.
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Once the away team disguises him as a Ferengi, Apollo visits the Sacred marketplace where thousands of Ferengi single-mindedly worship one thing: profit. He is determined to win such devotion for himself.
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The away team can't persuade Apollo to be a 'grubby' Ferengi, no matter how handsome a disguise they offer him. He won't be able to witness the Ferengi's truest devotion in the Sacred Marketplace: devotion to profit.
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