Fleet -NEW WORLD ORDER-

• cue the {nWo} entrance theme music *

" Oh my God, that’s [BL] Bastion!! What’s he doing here on Monday Night Nitro!!? " " He’s got a can of spray paint… omg, no!! Don’t do it… what is he.."

That’s right. We’ve turned heel and left our old fleets to come together and create the most villainous and iconic crew of Captains in sports entertainment today. So let me tell you something brother!! Whatchu gonna Dooo, when the -NEW WORLD ORDER- runs wild on you!!?

Do you think you have what it takes to hang with the Wolfpac? Turn villainous heel today and apply for the -NEW WORLD ORDER- and become a part of the greatest villainous faction in sports entertainment today!

Don’t fight it. Resistance is after all…FUTILE!!!

Reasons To Join: You are Fleetless or angry with your old fleet. Because no there is no community, boring, only ranks in events are important. Or, it’s like I have this 100FE/FF crew, or I am the best because I bla bla...

If you think it’s time for a change, Come to -NEW WORLD ORDER- We are a community fleet, a money is not required fleet. Because a good community makes things better and more fun.

Two requirements:
Don’t be shy.
We use the external app LINE for general fleet chat and because we occasionaly have some group calls too. The app is free and it’s VERY good.
SPECIAL NOTE: The LINE chat is HIGHLY active. You may wish to tun off notifications and just read later at your leisure.

I know you will come and give us a try.

Fleet Contacts

Fleet Leader:

• {nWo} Bastion
  

Member Bios

{nWo} Hollywood Bastion: [BL] Bastion ruled the Monday night wars as the face of the company for WWF Monday night RAW. That was, until his sudden appearance on WCW Monday night NITRO, and defection as he threw the BL title belt into the trash on a live television broadcast, and revealed himself to be the mystery 3rd member of the outsiders IKK and Zod...forming the nWo. After hitting his former fleet leader Absalom in the back with a steel chair, the former BL trio stood over his spray-painted back as the most villainous members in all of sports entertainment, realizing that the Wolfpac was just 2 Sweeeeeet. [BL] Bastion now goes by the name {nWo} Hollywood Bastion.

Former Member Bios

{nWo} Admiral Jameson: Admiral Jameson, a veteran of STT for over a year, has become a pillar of strength for nWo. In fact his legendary skills with the ladies are only beaten by the virility of the Crunch. Jameson has also introduced naked Wednesdays to nWo fleet meetings.

{nWo} Brandy: Brandy hails from the mythical quadrant of T and A. (take that you filthy perverts!!!) Upon joining the nWo, she was given a Counselor Troi uniform, in an effort to expose her greatest assets. Brandy enjoys going on away missions to Risa on her spare time, and enjoys drunken nights out in the holodeck, dressed as a sultry maid. Although she is the designated helm navigator, this does not keep her from enjoying nWo bridge activities after dark. Video soon to be released by Vivid Entertainment in conjunction with Brazzers.com.

{nWo} CaptainCrunch: Part of a well balanced breakfast.

{nWo} Dennis Valor: Dennis has traveled to the restaurant at the end of the universe and has now been banned from all galaxy hitchhiking. Thanks Zaphod...I now hail in the ancient universe of New England where many people freeze their ass off waiting for the change of season. Because its wicked pissa in Cape Cod in the summa.(accent included). I’ve been on solo missions on STT for over a year. Ready for a change with nWo… Remember DONT PANIC.

{nWo} Ikky: From received reports {nWo} Ikky appears to suffer from a bit of schizophrenia as he is constantly changing his name. And even though he is fleet leader, he gives everyone an equal voice in his fleet. He enjoys sharing memes with the fleet on the LINE app.

{nWo} Janeway: Janeway come to us from a Galaxy far, far away, eating Rancors for breakfast and breaking Sith Lord hearts all day erreh-day. After demolishing the guilds of SWGOH and stealing all of their Darth Vader shards as trophies of her conquests, she was later seduced to the dark side of the Alpha Quadrant by Darth Bastion. (Ok it wasn't so much seduction as consensual forced role-play, but, still...) Janey now walks around the U.S.S. enterprise in the skin-tight 7 of 9 uniform she ripped off of Jeri Ryan, as the reigning MILF champion of the nWo, occasionally flirting and almost always engaging in exhibition and voyeurism with Bastion in front of the bridge crew.

{nWo} Jim Lahey: Hailing from Sunnyvale trailer park, where I have been trailer park supervisor for over 20 years, I joined the nWo cause I'm tired of all the shitweasels. Had to go to con college cause of Ricky and Julian, but that gave me a lot of time to think. After everything I've been thru, I've learned there's only one truth in life...I am the Liquor.

{nWo} LoneWanderer: Originally a member of Seven's Cult, once that collapsed he was an officer in F40. After some drama there, he left to join his true brothers in nWo. He's South African, but, Irish born, although, he does not like to admit that.

{nWo} Nemesis: Nemmy is the raging man from Austria. All now fear when he is in "punching freaks" mode. As scary as he is, Nemmy is always willing to help a fellow fleetmate figure out which crew is best to use.

{nWo} Q Unimatrix Zero: Yes the omnipotent one,not the fakes you see knocking about UC. Depending on boredom he may play a trick or two on you, so watch out and never call him British (for legal reasons he is not connected to any parliamentary organizations). He likes drinking Irish Car Bombs while in 10 Forward for the Craic.

Jerry Lawler: What's so special about Q? He's just another beer swilling, trash talking Irishman!!!

Jim Ross: Now that you mention it King, he actually reminds me of a good friend of mine.
Jerry Lawler: I feel like the luckiest guy in the world JR. I cannot believe I actually get paid to do this job!
Jim Ross: Well...Don't let IKK hear you say that, otherwise you might wind up doing it for free!!!

Jerry Lawler: Nothing against IKK, but, I heard he is so cheap that he will not even tip a canoe!!!

{nWo} SgtPotato: While only a Sgt in the pepper sense, and only a potato in the couch sense, SgtPotato began playing the game in early 2016. He decided to wait until February 2017 to give DB his e-mail. He's not, like, 'the president wire-tapped my tower' paranoid, but, he's pretty good looking. People tend to follow him everywhere. Like, smokey eyes and everything.

{nWo} Spirithawke: Spirithawke began playing the game on April 3rd 2016. He spent 10 months flying solo before being invited to join nWo in mid February 2017. On February 28th, 2017 he created this page for the fleet, and continues to update it as necessary.

{nWo} Tesla Girl: Tesla Girl is nWo's house dominatrix. Should anyone step out of line, she will deliver swift, but enjoyable, punsihment. Tesla is the strongest female player...yes, even stronger than IKK. She enjoys nothing more than spooning Q most nights and occasionaly Bastion too. Her male domination is only eclipsed by Brandy's hypnotic puppies.

{nWo} Victoria 88: Victoria was a former Octagon ring woman for the now defunct FF promotion. After entering the ring with nWo Wolfpac members alongside Zod, she took the mic and proclaimed herself to be the newest member of the nWo vixens division. Her ruthless aggression was soon unleashed upon the fleets, as everybody in her voluptuous path was decimated...including Zod, who was never seen again after her devastating finishing maneuver, "The Alligator Basement". Vic now roams the world alongside Bastion as the reigning tag team champions, eating all the poon-tang pie their hearts desire.

{nWo} Violet de Cay: Violet joined the game in April 2016. In late February 2017 she was seduced by Brandy and joined the dark fleet nWo. She didn't put up much of a fight after finding out the legendary Ikk was fleet leader. Violet was also surprised by the other famous names in the fleet chat.